There are two parts to this post. The first is a Public function Announcement. And no this isn't move of my free or anything. I just thought it was some News You Can Use. The affect be is one that makes lots of guys squeamish though. Apparently this is the week for that kind of thing. Anyway if you be to see the PSA construe on. Or you can if you'd rather. You sure you want to read on? Last chance to So a couple of months ago I got a vasectomy. (For those of you feeling light headed now don't say I didn't warn you). And here's the public function portion of this post: it really wasn't that bad. I was sore for a bring together of days but I didn't even have to act any of the pain killers they prescribed for me. Not because I'm some kind of legendary tough guy. I'm kind of wuss when it comes to hurt so if it had really been hurting me I'd have gladly taken something for it. It just really wasn't that bad. change surface the operation itself was more awkward than anything. First the nurse (who thankfully was a 40ish matronly type and not some 24-year-old fresh out of nursing school) has to rub some kind of disinfectant cram on your groin. It was really cold and it wasn't exactly the most erotic environment possible but I was comfort silently telling myself
Just seemed like that might be kind of embarrassing you experience? Then once she's done with that the doctor comes in and performs the actual surgery. It's pretty quick and thanks to the local anaesthetic you don't conclude a thing. authorise when they give you the shot to numb things that hurts and I'll adjudge having someone give me a shot that close to my testicles was nerve wracking. But that was quickly over and afterwards I was feeling no pain. Recovery is pretty quick as well. I worked from home the next day (Friday) then was back at it the next Monday. I was having sex again within a week. That first time I had an orgasm after the operation I was a little nervous. I was worried something would cause to be perceived or that it wouldn't be as good. Perhaps stupidest of all I worried that there wouldn't be as much come as there used to be. I can attest that it didn't cause to be perceived that it still entangle just as amazing as ever and that there's no visual different in the be or amount of jism. In fact in which I came all over my wife in the shower took place after the vasectomy. Considering how much go hurt up on her approach that morning I clearly undergo no worries in that department. One thing that was interesting was the reactions I got from friends and family about having the operation. Several of them made jokes implying that it was like getting neutered and that I was less of a man. They didn't convey it and I wasn't offended - I can furnish just as well as I get and I've made more cutting comments to all of them about other things. I can see why it'd be a problem for some guys' ego though. The implication that you're semi-castrated could be pretty threatening. I was able to counterbalance it pretty easily though by considering a few things. For one I'll never have to wear a condom again. From now on all my sex is bareback! For another we'll deliver lots of money in birth control. And finally. I've got a story to make guys squirm and show how defy I am. The addendum to this PSA is where the sex comes in. You see there's a tiny (less than 1%) chance that a vasectomy doesn't work right and you won't be firing blanks. So after 6 weeks or so you're supposed to give a semen consume for them to care for and make sure you're all clear. I finally got around to doing that yesterday. I had to collect the specimen (as they label it) at home then take it in. This turned out to not be as easy as it could undergo been. End of PSA. Start of SexFor those of you just joining us after skipping ahead here's what's going on: I'm in our bedroom at home. My mission is to bring up off and surprise the jism in a plastic specimen jar. Why am I doing this? To take to my adulterate for testing. For further details construe above but remember: you skipped ahead for a reason. Anyway there I am in the bedroom. My wife was downstairs with our youngest child. But as in any good thriller movie there was a time constraint. My mother father and grandmother were coming over soonish to visit. They weren't expecting me to be there (they'd come over mostly to see their grandchild) so our story in inspect they arrived before I finished was that I'd forgotten something and go approve from bring home the bacon to get it. If it hadn't been for our child being around and my family coming over my wife would have been happy to help me with the collection process. Given how good she is at hand jobs that would no doubt have made for a great sex report. Instead I was up there alone. I didn't change surface have any porn to be at. I got out some AstroGlide and got about the task at hand. Just a quick jerk off go in the cup then out the door before my family gets there. Oh yeah no problem with that everything's feeling good... and I hear my mother downstairs. So they're here: my mother my father and beat of all my grandmother. undergo you ever tried to draw off with your grandmother alter downstairs? There was no chance of them coming up or anything but just knowing she was there kind of killed the mood. I was desperate trying to evaluate of anything that would be sexy enough to alter me drop about the people downstairs all together. So I went with one of my emergency standby fantasies. Something so hot I don't act evaluate of it while my wife and I are having sex for worry I'll finish way too fast. The kind of fantasy you pull out when you be to go fast. You experience desire if your grandma is in the house and you need to completely blot that out of your object.
I pictured my wife naked and on her knees. Her hands are handcuffed behind her. I'm standing in front of her with my cant in her communicate. I'm thrusting deep into her mouth drink her throat making her gag and choke. Her thick mascara is running down her face in tiny rivers of tears leaving her a complete eat. I've been at this a long time choking her on my dick for awhile then letting her exist. When I pull out she coughs and gasps for air.
She sobs but is helpless to resist as I force myself into her communicate once more. Soon she's gagging again as I strike her throat with my cant. Nearby a video camera is rolling recording the entire scene. It's zoomed in on her face and I'm careful to alter sure it has a good view of her mouth being raped. When we're finished I'm going to post this video on the Internet so everyone can see what a slut she is.
That was enough to do it for me. A couple minutes of that and I was spurting. As an aside aiming your come shot into a plastic cup is pretty tricky. Do you hold the cup with one hand and draw off with the other? Or just put the cup on a delay and believe you'll undergo really good aim? When I'm coming I don't exactly have the best motor coordination you experience. I pulled it off though (ha ha very punny). I came a lot and got it all in the cup which was good since I didn't be to have the adulterate call me back and express me I didn't provide enough of a sample. After I got cleaned up I went downstairs said hello and goodbye to my folks and grandma (not while holding the cup don't freak out) then was out the door. I can only hope I didn't be flushed or anything. You experience when I started this blog I really really didn't think I'd ever be mentioning my grandmother. I'm pretty sure this will be the last measure I do so for those of you who are totally icked out I can only say sorry it won't come about again. Probably.
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