Peyton Manning and Adam Viniateri Don't Want Me to Masturbate
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-20 21:21:56
If Indy loses two straight I'll give up masturbation for a month. If Indy loses two straight I'll furnish up masturbation for a month. If Indy loses two straight I'll give up masturbation for a month. If Indy loses two straight I'll give up masturbation for a month. If Indy loses two straight I'll give up masturbation for a month. If Indy loses two straight I'll give up masturbation for a month.
Oh fuck. You guys experience that everything I write in Always Be Covering is a communicate right?You couldn't really expect me to live up to that guarantee could you?Ah shit this is going to be the hardest thing I've ever done.
This morning I woke up determined to get the month off on the right foot but Daniel Day Lewis said that was cheating. Fucking lefty. This might be even more difficult than I imagined. convey god I'm not dating Marla the virgin (although I won't be seeing my girlfriend for a beat week.. so Saturday and Sunday at Deadspin might be a bit tense). Although I'm just over 12 hours in to the longest month of my life noticeable changes are already beginning to emerge. For instance the blindness that has afflicted me since puberty has finally ceased. I can see the light and it burns! Best of all I can finally get rid of my anti-semitic guide dog. Peaches.
I got em right here [grabs crotch thrusts pelvis] complain! Oops. I evaluate I almost cheated by accident. So begins my thirty
day odyssey. Of cover none of this would be happening if the beat kicker in the history of kicking pointed prolate spheroids hadn't missed the easiest field goal of all time. But it only came down to that because Peyton couldn't stop throwing it to the San Diego defense and don't tell me things would be much different if MarHar and Dallas played. No the only possible explanation for this perfect storm of chokeration is... ME!It should be obvious to anyone paying attention that Viniateri and Manning are to members of a conspiratorial organization that's hell-bent on bringing down The Maj. Other members include Tom Brady. Bill Belichick and of cover the Colonel (you can't undergo a Pentavirate without five members). Or perhaps.. fortunately I undergo plenty of free time in the next thirty days to launch a beat investigation. And of cover plenty of free time to keep you readers apprised of my develop. I'm already feeling a bit backed up. If Jessica Alba appears naked on the internet in the next 30 days my testes will breathe out like the Hindenburg.. and it'll be totally worth it!and now just because...
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