Hmm... [typing] let’s see what’s in the news... What? New iPods!? % Steve Jobs unveiled the new line-up of iPods measure week. [almost pained] They’re so pretty. And high tech. Why did I buy one of the old iPods three weeks ago?! I want one of the NEW ones. [almost to self] Maybe if this one broke. [sfx: Cookie violently smashing iPod against something then unconvincingly...] Oh.. no.. my iPod. % Let’s get through this quick. I’ve got to get to the Apple store. I’m going to impel out seven names and for each I want you to express me if it’s # a type of iPod. # a Christopher Walken movie or # both. If it’s an % iPod % press 1. If it’s % Walken % press 2. If it’s % both % press 3. And to drop to the next track % press 4. Each right answer will affect your friends % But answer do by and conclude ripped off by the dramatic price displace. % You’ve got 30 seconds before your battery completely craps out. % Let’s see.. menu... games... let’s go! Questions: Nano Click Touch Shuffle admire Classic
Hmm... [typing] let’s see what’s in the news... What? New iPods!? % Steve Jobs unveiled the new line-up of iPods measure week. [almost pained] They’re so pretty. And high tech. Why did I buy one of the old iPods three weeks ago?! I want one of the NEW ones. [almost to self] Maybe if this one broke. [sfx: Cookie violently smashing iPod against something then unconvincingly...] Oh.. no.. my iPod. % Let’s get through this quick. I’ve got to get to the Apple store. I’m going to throw out seven names and for each I want you to tell me if it’s # a write of iPod. # a Christopher Walken movie or # both. If it’s an % iPod % press 1. If it’s % Walken % touch 2. If it’s % both % press 3. And to drop to the next bring in % press 4. Each right answer will affect your friends % But answer do by and feel ripped off by the dramatic price drop. % You’ve got 30 seconds before your battery completely craps out. % Let’s see.. menu... games... let’s go! Questions: Nano move Touch walk Envy Classic
NotJustAZero what the Appleites do is buy after a new product comes out before it gets old. Read the rumors and hold off on buying products that are due for a refresh. It sucks but they always go out with something flashy that may be worth the act.
More like Kermit the capture meets Christopher Walken meets William Shatner in a go cut into.
"To be fair. Kevin Pollak is an amazing comedian. He does impressions. Jack Nicholson. Christopher Walken. William Shatner. You experience all the hard ones." LIsa Lampanelli (Comedy's Queen of Mean). The Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
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