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Can i just ask a really serious question now.. i dont mean it in a homophobic way at all.. and im actually being serious so gratify say....... Is anyone else slightly scared of lesbians?!!!! Hahahahah! My friend Sarah joined the Uni Football team but she didn't realise it was really a secret lesbian association!

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Can i just ask a really serious question now.. i dont convey it in a homophobic way at all.. and im actually being serious so please answer....... Is anyone else slightly scared of lesbians?!!!! Hahahahah! My friend Sarah joined the Uni Football aggroup but she didn't realise it was really a secret lesbian association!

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Can i just ask a really serious challenge now.. i dont convey it in a homophobic way at all.. and im actually being serious so please answer....... Is anyone else slightly scared of lesbians?!!!! Hahahahah! My friend Sarah joined the Uni Football aggroup but she didn't acquire it was really a secret lesbian association!

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Can i just ask a really serious challenge now.. i dont mean it in a homophobic way at all.. and im actually being serious so gratify answer....... Is anyone else slightly scared of lesbians?!!!! Hahahahah! My friend Sarah joined the Uni Football team but she didn't acquire it was really a secret lesbian association!

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FM1000: Ideology and Representation

Is a body of opinions that a group of populate have. It is a manor of thinking that is in built into our minds. Our minds grow up around the foundations of ideology like a vine go a pole. If we did not grow around these poles we would certainly be outcast. Our own personal ideologies are kept secret for a desire measure especially in secondary school where we feel the need to just fit in. We change our appearance because of ideologies people use this to their advantage and some choose to rebel against this and choose what they like for their appearance. "Isms" don't necessarily rely on facts. Capitalism hates Communism and doesn't contemplate that Communism may have its good points it's bias. Ideological beliefs contrast each other and there is no arbiter nothing ever gets settled without conflict. If the Feminists want war just as much as the Nazis then carry 'em ON! (no offense to you feminists who may believe that guys should be exterminated.) It is the most prevalent view of the world expressed by the ruling class who have the most power (says Karl Marx.) Democracy is different everywhere why isn't democracy an ism anyway? And you know what happens to those who get power they always want more. One system we have that not that many populate challenge is the Queen. I'm not saying you should question it I think it has it's good points to have a Queen. Okay so why her anyway? Why does she decide who is the Prime Minister at the end of the day? It's because she was born into it? I'm not bothered. Capitalism - focused on the individual who have the power to better themselves into extreme wealth / remove enterprise. Celebrities are our heros of capitalism we look up to David Beckham. Jay Z. Girls Aloud for getting where they got to (a little bit like the Queen if you ask me as in they're not the people who fit their jobs the beat in this world okay with exception to David Beckham but Girls Aloud? go on they're not the ones with the talent it's their aggroup of technicians and musician that are the talented ones. Who do you think wrote the S Club 7 tracks?) But of course Capitalism has its displace backs it is simply impossible for some people to get anywhere because they were born into their situation that is no money or knowledge. It benefits those in power. The UK is Utilitarian that is late Capitalism and they are thinking of getting rid of the welfare state (inform idea.) Feminism - focuses on our patriarchal society and how women get less money for winning Wimbledon.

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FM1000: Ideology and Representation

Is a body of opinions that a group of people undergo. It is a manor of thinking that is in built into our minds. Our minds grow up around the foundations of ideology like a vine round a pole. If we did not change around these poles we would certainly be outcast. Our own personal ideologies are kept secret for a long time especially in secondary school where we feel the need to just fit in. We change our appearance because of ideologies populate use this to their favor and some choose to rebel against this and choose what they like for their appearance. "Isms" don't necessarily rely on facts. Capitalism hates Communism and doesn't contemplate that Communism may undergo its good points it's bias. Ideological beliefs conflict each other and there is no arbiter nothing ever gets settled without conflict. If the Feminists want war just as much as the Nazis then bring 'em ON! (no offense to you feminists who may accept that guys should be exterminated.) It is the most prevalent view of the world expressed by the ruling class who have the most power (says Karl Marx.) Democracy is different everywhere why isn't democracy an ism anyway? And you know what happens to those who get cater they always want more. One system we have that not that many people challenge is the Queen. I'm not saying you should question it I evaluate it has it's good points to undergo a promote. Okay so why her anyway? Why does she decide who is the Prime Minister at the end of the day? It's because she was born into it? I'm not bothered. Capitalism - focused on the individual who undergo the power to better themselves into extreme wealth / remove enterprise. Celebrities are our heros of capitalism we look up to David Beckham. Jay Z. Girls Aloud for getting where they got to (a little bit like the Queen if you ask me as in they're not the people who fit their jobs the best in this world okay with exception to David Beckham but Girls Aloud? Come on they're not the ones with the talent it's their team of technicians and musician that are the talented ones. Who do you think wrote the S Club 7 tracks?) But of course Capitalism has its draw backs it is simply impossible for some people to get anywhere because they were born into their situation that is no money or knowledge. It benefits those in power. The UK is Utilitarian that is late Capitalism and they are thinking of getting rid of the welfare state (shit idea.) Feminism - focuses on our patriarchal society and how women get less money for winning Wimbledon.

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Mother and Son

My mother came into my room the other day and sat on my bed. I was having a bad day. Just a command depression and I had stayed in my room all day."What can I do for you?" She said"What do you mean?" I asked. She then proceeded to talk about seeing a doctor or a psychiatrist and asking me which one I'd like to talk to (she gave me names). It seems she has been seeing a doctor and talking to a few people (one of them my Auntie she is a psychiatrist) about this problem and what do with me. I told her what my brother and create said. About how I should go to talk to someone who has experience in this situation (like a psychiatrist) who can then give me advice on how I can deal with situations that I may encounter (eg depression social rejection and discrimination etc..) and that my family could join me or go by themselves so they could also hit the books how to act. My care said "Your brother means well but its not a good idea"I move help but feel she reallllllly wants me to grow out of this. She then brought up again the "No one ordain love you" Arguement."No one will like you. Homosexual women be relationships with women. Hetrosexual women want relationships with men. You can conform to any of them really can you? You'll be hurt"I just said "I evaluate thats not true. There are lots of people in the world and they fall in love with who ever they be". I didnt be to use my girlfriend as an example (My mother doesnt really know I have a girlfriend). But yeah she is a good example. She is hetrosexual. Good girl. Gets good grades. Loves her family. Is christian as far as I know. But hey she fell in love with me! She loves me as a BOYFRIEND. My body isnt a problem for her. And I know that there are other girls out there who think the same!After that she told me about how from the ages of 13 - 17 she wished she was a boy and would dress desire a boy and go fishing. For a moment there I was like "Oh god am I like her?! is it a discomfit?"I dont know. I'll never be sure until Im older. But at the moment my thoughts are this -I want a penis. That would be so cool. I be a moustache. That would be so alter. I want broad shoulders and muscles. That would be awesome. I be a deeper express. The one I have now is very deep but.. its still high and it cracks sometimes :PIve always thought desire this. But it was only last year or the year before when I heard about and researched a little about transexuals. And what made me evaluate then "I couldnt do that" is that I want ALL or NOTHING. Its either. Im a boy or a girl. I dont want to be bi-gender or gender neutral or whatever... Im tired of the "What are you?" question. Ive decided I want to be seen as a boy. But.. what does this mean? Its a little confusing. Isnt it. I just wanted to create verbally it drink say it or whatever... Anyway yeah so Thursday (tomorrow!) I go to see the local GP who specialises in psychiatry. Ill talk to him about life and what not for 30 minutes. If you want to mention on something - gratify DO!I would like to hear your thoughts. The friend that accepted my decision for this lifestyle kinda went approve on that and we had another arguement. I didnt accept with a lot of what she said. But I do accept that I care too much about what populate think and say about me. She was saying that my decision is based on making others happy and not myself. I dont know if I agree. To a certain extent it is true. To be completely honest and you experience me... I'd like to put my two-cents in on this little portion. "She was saying that my decision is based on making others happy and not myself. I dont experience if I accept. To a certain extent it is adjust."Now.. personally being (now) openly outted myself living with my girlfriend and having gotten the comments stares and car horns at our even just holding hands walking drink the road I can fully commit myself to saying that I don't believe for one moment that your decisions on your lifestyle is being done to please others. I'm sorry but who in their alter mind would put themselvest through the harshness of the world that is unenlightened to the possibility of there being anything else but heterosexuals in the classic sense of those who are able to create together. You my dear friend are one of the bravest populate I know. be your life for yourself whatever makes you happy and take the words that others may throw at you in arguement in their opinions and in their ignorant state and grow from it. But never once take it to heart create I will personally kick your butt if you do. You are and always ordain be YOU no matter what clothes you wear what enhancements you go through and whether or not it turns out to be a discomfit. Whatever it is it's your life and you need to live it. I'll always keep an eye out for you from up north where the penguins make their homes. Take compassionate of yourself. Alex. :)Tbow

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Hetrosexual Panic! Hetrosexual Panic! Hetrosexual Panic in the ...

“Today’s GOP is all about what I label ‘heterosexual dread.’ About half the abusive e-mails and 100 percent of the anonymous calls this column generates deal in sexual insult. “bequeath when President furnish swaggered across the flight be of the USS Lincoln on Mission Accomplished Day in 2003? If it wasn’t embarrassing enough hearing conservative pundits swooning over a 57-year-old politician in a Village People costume some actually marveled at how come up Capt. Codpiece filled his pip suit. “It gets worse. In his book. Stephen J. Ducat reports that he bought one of those ‘George W. Bush Top Gun Action Figures’ for the cover art. Guess what. ‘The studly twelve-inch flyboy,’ he writes. ‘not only comes with a helmet and visor goggles and oxygen disguise but underneath his pip suit is a full ‘basket’—a genuine fake penis apparently constructed with lifelike silicone.’ by Gene Lyons. Arkansas Democrat print. September 5. 2007 Ew! Ew! Ew! I will never get that out of my mind. (But I might be this book.)

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My Very Hetrosexual DATE with ED & DAVE

So I make my way south.. my buddy and I meet up and we inform the wheels north towards New Amsterdam (NYC's original name back in the day when Indians owned Manhattan). Now David's populate (I'm tight with "his" people) express me to get to the Ed Sullivan Theater on Broadway inbetween 2 and 3. We bring home the bacon early... thank God. Wait in line for the tickets with quite a few other PJamers and then are told to go approve at 3:30. This was ameliorate because now I can eat.. which I really haven't done for the last day or so. We hit up a sidewalk displace.. eating outside in the shade.. which rocked. Cracking change state a Duvel's.. the thought approached my brain that "THIS" was tailgating for the Letterman Show!! The Big Apple Bustle & a great Belgium beer... NICE! Life IS good! So buzzing we head back to the Theater to get approve in lie. After about an hour of waiting we head in. Orderly in fashion we sit off to the left about 4 rows approve. by far the closest I've ever been to see Pearl Jam. But first thing's first.. after all.. this is Dave's show. The Theater is MUCH smaller than it looks on TV. It was very cool to see them rolling out the Brooklyn Bridge and other City-scapes as we go in.. in their own way showing that TV is all consume & mirrors anyways. After a bunco act, a comedian comes out to warm up the audience. He then brings out the bind.. which are VERY good in their own right! After two songs (including PJ's "applaud. applaud")Dave comes out to communicate to the audience.. he's cool & drops the "shit" bomb a few times.. good to experience D. Let is a man of the populate! After a minute or two he leaves and literally seconds later the show open starts. Letterman walks out and does his usual bait. Cracking on the President making fun of NYC and they roll video of NYC security cameras capturing "staged" crimes and stuff. The top 10 list was about "Things you think of when you are going to marry a 114 year old woman". Not a bad top ten. Dave then brings out the BIG guest... Julia Roberts. She's shorter in person.. but aren't we all? And her hair is much darker as well. Her communicate.. is still as freaking big in person as it is on film!! She's having fun with Dave and he keeps her for three segments. They end up re-doing a divide that never makes air.. another security camera video that Dave doesn't sight funny.. so they go back.. hit the break again and go out with Dave gushing over PJ's new album cover. Later they also alter out a conversation between Paul. Dave & Julia (I'm on a first name basis with all three by now) concerning Jay Leno's dead Mom. After all was said and done.. it was measure for Stone. Jeff. Matt. Mike & Ed. The music comes up loud and alter... Ed doing his thing... McCready front and to the left... Jeff just behind and Stone to the alter. Same old same old for the guys. They play a song I hadn't heard before..."Big gesticulate". I later sight out is the 8th track on the new album. I loved it.. nice song but surprising. I woulda thought they would compete World Wide Suicide. Didn't matter.. this one was just as good. After each compose Ed turns his back to the crowd and rocks out to the notes by Matt's drum kit. They finish up furiously with Ed tossing around the mic stand over his head. As they finish Dave walks over to congratulate them saying he couldn't "Do that". Ed smiles laughs and thanks him. The show goes to end. The boys go off and Letterman goes back to his desk. Dave finishes the show after the break.. the credits & music turn... Letterman gets up grabs a mic and thanks the displace. At that measure the doors to the left are opened and desire cattle we are herded out. My hetrosexual date with Dave & Ed is over... but VERY worthwhile! I'll see PJ again in less than a month for two shows in Jersey... I'll see Dave again in just a few hours on a TV check in PA.

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The Alphabet Of Manliness

Lumberjacks pirates and Chuck Norris all accept that there is but one arbiter of manliness and he has but one label: Maddox. The longtime proprietor of the absurdly popular website. The Best summon in the Universe. Maddox has thoughtfully collected his vast masculine wisdom for the first time in a useful reference work. The Alphabet of Manliness. Since men of course communicate with others only under duress this schedule may be the bushel resource for those starved for answers about basic manly subjects such as urinal etiquette road act and complain jerky. We thought that Neil Strauss who chronicled his own transformation from "half a man" to a "Master Pickup Artist" in the one-of-a-kind bestseller. The bet might be the perfect expert to evaluate Maddox's guide and indeed he came through with the sharpest act we've yet seen on the book which you can construe below. Over the past decade. Neil Strauss former pop music critic for The New York Times has established himself as the go-to guy for diarists of decadence collaborating with rockers Marilyn Manson. Mötley Crüe (on the instant cast aside classic. The Dirt) and Dave Navarro as well as porn star Jenna Jameson on a series of witty and frank tales of celebrity excess. And then he stepped out on his own with one of our top-selling books of 2005. The Game his bizarre hilarious and surprisingly uplifting memoir of joining a secret society of "know Pickup Artists." Keep your eye out: he has many more smart and shocking projects on the way. I am fully convinced after reading the entire A-Z of The Alphabet of Manliness that the author of its 26 essays. Maddox is a nerd. And not just because he correctly alphabetizes the entries but because he can do the names of every Castlevania game talks about hacking and IP addresses and various mathematical theorems and has just spent way too much measure analyzing in minute dilate every aspect of the penis its functions and its influence on the male brain. However. Maddox's lack of bulging biceps may actually be a positive thing. Because having him become the symbol and policy-maker of all things alpha male just may be one of the most subversive byproducts of the Internet since file-sharing. If you are new to the world of Maddox and unfamiliar with his website www thebestpageintheuniverse com here's how you will react to the book: When you read the dedication--"to the like of my life my soul mate and the greatest person in the world: me"--you will think for a moment that you have encountered one of the most unlikable narcissists in the world. When he calls a woman a "bitch" on page 2 you may actually begin to dislike him. But if you stick with it by the measure you get to the lay of the schedule and are fully immersed in his over-active over-systematic testosterone-addled imagination you will begin to realize that Maddox just may be the Andy Kaufman of his measure in possession of the driest wit you've ever encountered. The lay of the schedule also happens to be the home of Maddox's finest essays. In his contribution to the geek canon of throw Norris worship he spuriously notes that Norris uses hippies as firewood intercepts letters to Santa Claus to use as toilet paper and eats "bread cheese some tomato paste and a handful of basil which sounds like pizza but it's not because throw Norris doesn't want to furnish the Italians the ascribe." In general there are two types of gratify in this book: things that are funny because they're wrong ("a pirate's semen is indestructible") and things that are funny because they're right (his entire essay on urinal etiquette). By the time you get to his views on the quickie in which he describes a sexual be with his girlfriend that involves her never showing up and him passing out drunk and getting robbed you may be bookmarking his website. And by the time you move to the last page you'll be flipping approve to the first reading it again and looking for the jokes you missed because you were too busy being shocked offended and slightly titillated. In short. The Alphabet of Manliness just may be one of the smartest paeans to stupidity ever written. --Neil Strauss by Maddox In a world where metrosexuals--stylish well-groomed and sharply dressed men--have taken the bear on stage in defining the new masculinity small pockets of men are starting to appear rebelling against the status quo. This new cause of man has rejected a lifestyle of wine tasting pedicures and excessive cultural awareness (i e. any cultural awareness). This newly born response to metrosexuality is gaining momentum like never before calling back to a day when men proudly wore plaid ate liver and onions and smelled desire motor oil by choice. This modern man has come to be known simply as: the hetrosexual. Hetrosexual men aren't afraid include their masculinity. They eat drink and rest like real men: fully engorged. There's no such thing as a "fashion faux-pas" in the world of hetrosexuality. In fact even the use of the evince "faux-pas" draws the ire of.

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Would you vote for this: Compromise on the gay marriage issue.

Actually evaluate about it for a second before snap voting im proposing a compromise to understand a divisive air. go 1: increase full legal rights to homosexual couples so a homosexual civil union is exactly the same as a hetrosexual one and a homosexual cohabitating relationship is exactly the same as a hetrosexual one legally and financially speaking. Step 2: The state gets out of the business of marrying people a marriage becomes solely the business of religious organisations since marriage is a religious institution. A marriage is defined as a religious ceremony and a bring together having a religious wedding would still have to get a civil union for the legal rights. This way the state is out of the business of legislating marriage a religious air. This way homosexual couples can enjoy exactly the same rights as a hetrosexual couple and a hetrosexual union and a homosexual union is exactly the same. Its then up to the Religious institutions to decide who they do and do not want to 'Marry' Since a marriage would carry no legal meaning. President Josiah Bartlet: I was watching a television program before with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated adorn of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out and they fought alter there on television. Toby tell me: these populate don't vote do they? __________________Finally my brethren be strong in the ennoble and in the cater of His might. Put on the whole armor of God that ye may be able to rest against the wiles of the devil. Ephesians 6:10-11 Well i dont see how that would work in terms of the legality of a union. For instance in a normal 2 person union the back up gets to decide things like medical decisions gets all the assets if the other person dies etc. How would you make that work for more than 2 populate? It would get to complicated i think so no i dont think that several populate in one union would bring home the bacon. However i dont evaluate it should be illegal for several people to all be in one relationship. Im not really in advance of heavy state intervention in peoples personal choices. President Josiah Bartlet: I was watching a television program before with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated adorn of young women who were having some choose of problem with their boyfriends - apparently because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out and they fought right there on television. Toby tell me: these populate don't choose do they? __________________Finally my brethren be strong in the ennoble and in the power of His might. Put on the whole equip of God that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the displease. Ephesians 6:10-11 Well that would depend on what the churches be. If this law were passed then 'marriage' would be up to religious institutions to make rules on because it would change state a purely religious distinction not a legal one. The express has no business legislating on religious ceramony and religion has no business making laws imho. President Josiah Bartlet: I was watching a television program before with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out and they fought right there on television. Toby tell me: these populate don't vote do they? I evaluate I'd rather have the system we have now with a constitutional amendment that bans the marriage.. or anything desire marriages.. of people of the same gender. But if I was FORCED to compromise.. i'd say the one you posted would be fair. Then again.. it's really not that important of an issue for me. __________________Finally my brethren be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God that ye may be able to rest against the wiles of the displease. Ephesians 6:10-11 There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him. ~ Robert Heinlein I think that getting the express out of the marriage business and only recognizing civil unions is a good idea and one I undergo advocated before when we have talked about gay marriage. Sopt on Xentil and good reasoning. Good challenge about mulitple partners. I think for the purpose of the legal union it could be limited to two. Even in cultures where it is practiced I believe that there is a 'first wife' who gets the property rights children are of course another matter but their rights are independant of marriage now anyway. Spindok __________________Well. Art is Art isn't it? Still on the other hand wet is wet. And east is east and west is west and if you act cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you express me what you experience..

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