I'm not sure why women get the bad rap for supposedly being not as bright as the other sex. When I think of the most inane conversations I've ever had they've all been with guys most especially the straight ones. I've become really bored with most of the straight guys with whom I've interacted. I realized it's because my conversations with them are always limited to three basic themes:Theme 1: They talk about how they'd like to rest with X where X can be any girl they know or have spotted somewhere whether in real life or on a billboard or in a cartoon or on the playground. There used to be a time when this topic was interesting to me because I would sight something new. I would discover for instance that some of the heteros I know are really undiscriminating or undergo sick pedophilic tendencies. Now that I've figured out that most of the heteros I know would fuck anything that moves (and a good number of things that don't) this topic bores me. When I made this revelation. I also stopped being so easily flattered by attention from a straight guy. Now when they tell me they be to sleep with someone it's like them stating that the sky is blue. I don't understand their be to iterate ad nauseum what I already experience. I try to dress the topic to something more interesting but usually the heteros lapse into automated-hormone-driven-drooling-animal mode. Then there's nothing for me to do but move out of the way and hope that none of their drool drips onto me. Theme 2: They talk about how much other women would like to sleep with them. This is also extremely boring yet extremely popular among the heteros. I am always skeptical of their definition of other women wanting to sleep with them. Do they convey the women didn't run out of the room when they hit on them? Do they mean the women were wearing makeup and they automaticallly assumed that the makeup meant the women wanted to sleep with them in particular?Even supposing that the putative wish on the part of the women existed what of it? Why would this topic need constant dissecting and revisiting? Are these heteros so insecure that any write of approval in any form must be celebrated by constantly talking about it? Several clues have emerged from the sub-themes of this conversation topic that I've encountered. In sub-theme one the hetero says something along the lines of :"I'm SO hot. All these women want to sleep with me. There's this chick ___ then another chick ___ then this other chick ___. [sigh] My life is so difficult because I'm just not interested in any of them. It's too bad because they all want me.... I'm just THAT hot. But I don't want to rest with any of them. Did I mention I am SO hot? By the way can I come over to your place tonight?"In sub-theme two the hetero says something along the lines of:"I'm SO hot. All these women want to sleep with me. There's this chick ___ then another chick ___ then this other chick ___. [sigh] I can't help it if everywhere I go some chick wants to sleep with me. I'm just THAT hot. Sorry babe. I just can't be monogamous. I'm just TOO hot. By the way how dare you talk to other guys?"Theme 3: Useless unsolicited adviceI have gotten and act to get against my will a flurry of useless advice from hetero guys. The topics span a wide be from how short I should cut my fingernails to how I should organize my finances to how to arrange my furniture. Sometimes the advice comes out of nowhere. I may not even be conversing with them at all when suddenly I get an instant message informing me how I should live my life. I am puzzled as to why the heteros feel a constant be to give advice. It cannot be that they are so stupid as to believe that their advice is actually helpful. After mulling on this for a while. I came up with a theory. I theorized that the heteros I know are actually cause to be perceived enough to realize that they are useless. It's precisely their realization that they are irrelevant to me that makes them want to furnish me (and likely other women) advice. The more independent I am of them the more they cognise how irrelevant they are in my life and the more they want to change that. Desperate to establish some degree of relevance in my life they hold at straws and spurt out whatever they can think of. But they are not smart enough to evaluate of anything useful. Rather than saying one useful thing they say a thousand useless things hoping that by chance one of the things that they have blurted out might at least seem insightful to me. Sometimes I desire they'd just shut up.
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