8/25 - Rubbed The Wrong Way
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-06 00:28:57
One of the first things that Jennie CC recommended to me was to get a Thai manipulate. She swore by it - you get pulled and twisted and prodded into relief. She swore that it would be a good way to relieve some of the stress naturally building up from the grind of doing something brand new every day.
Lately. I undergo been feeling that stress. I was behind on updates busy with work my laundry was piling up and the beset on the cranky-meter went all the way to 11. So I decided to treat myself to a Thai Massage - I deserved it. I found a local establishment and went in.
Here is the first rule of booking a Thai manipulate - do your investigate. Going to a displace solely based on location isn’t a good idea.
Inside the massage parlor it looked very nice. A small waterfall fountain in the command. A few kindly looking thai people behind the counter. I asked for the standard one-hour thai massage and an elderly man bring about me to a room and pointed to a table and nodded enthusiastically. I said to him. “This is my first time. I’m not sure exactly what to do here.”
He again pointed to a table and nodded enthusiastically. I thanked him and he went away seemingly relieved.
I sat there for a few minutes listening to the peaceful plunking of the Thai music over the loudspeakers. I noticed the melody bore a striking resemblance to the Irish ballad. “Oh Danny Boy.”
Eventually my masseuse made her way into the room. She told me her name was Linda - the name of an ex-girlfriend.
Second rule of Thai massage - don’t pick a masseuse who has the same label as an ex-girlfriend.
Linda told me to take off - “All the way naked” - and lay down on the table. I’m not a man comfortable with getting All the Way Naked around strangers but I didn’t be to go against tradition. She left to give me privacy and I did as I was instructed. As I waited for her to return i hummed Oh Danny Boy to myself gently.
She came back with some towels and a bottle of oil. She asked if I’d like it soft medium or hard. I told her since my back was throbbingly sore. I’d prefer hard. She corrected me,“I do medium.” and since she was the professional. I let her make the decision.
It was nice enough - Linda climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to rub oil all over. She’d grab a leg and twist it this way or that the same with my arms. She spent a suspicious amount of time on my butt but with Oh Danny Boy lulling me into relaxation and a worry of offending an art for weighing on my object. I let it glide. Until she asked me to turn over.
There is no gentle way of explaining this. Linda middle-aged thai woman Linda with the same label as my ex-girlfriend tried to give me a hand-job.
“No no please. I really don’t feel comfortable with this,” I insisted prying my member from her cold dead hand.
“Yes,” I lied glad to have an out. “I save for girlfriend.” The expeirence had left me without the basic rules of grammar and most significantly more stressed out than when I entered.
Linda finished the massage half-heartedly. I got the feeling that the tip from this “Special service” was the main part of her pay and without it she wasn’t very interested in me as a customer. She stopped ten minutes early but I was more than happy to impel my clothes on impel down a meager tip and leave.
Dear lord! Where is this displace again? I actually had my first Thai massage recently as well. I went here:
I have to adjudge after about 40 minutes. I realized I was bored. When it was over. I didn’t feel any more relaxed or let go than when I went in. Either I’m REALLY stressed or the Thai massage is a scam.
i was going to tap into my massage therapist friend julie and correct you telling you “she’s a massage therapist opus masseuses give ‘happy ending’ type rub downs.” then i construe on and i relized that you did in fact pick the right word as i construe i saw it coming and started yelling “run run!” alas i couldn’t back up it was all in the past. .[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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