Run, Baby, Run...: Musings of a Mortal on the Elephants Race to Heaven
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-22 13:15:45
“In corrupted governments the place is given for the sake of the man;In good ones,the man is chosen for the sake of the place” - ennoble Halifax lateWhat will make a man apparently sane and in control of all his faculties take two hundred and fifty million ‘unGhanaian’ cedis (¢250,000,000.00) and with a smile on his face promptly flush it drink the toilet? Pause reflect and ask again?What will make reasonable men turned elephants spend loads of time energy money goods and more money on an event fully cognizant that it will bear no apparent fruit? To the mortal object like yours and mine this is tomfoolery bordering on buffoonery straddling insanity. That is to the mortal object. If you thought so you are in good company. But please do think again!!! To the racing elephants things are not as fuzzy as your mind makes it appear to be. It is a race to heaven! At the last count. I accept there were 19 elephants in the race. Let us hazard a list of these elephants not necessarily in order of proximity to heaven: Ocquaye. Nana Addo. Yaw Sarfo. Kennedy. Apraku. Jake. Hackman. Agyepong the Elder. Agyepong the Younger. Alan the change. Dan the Botwe. Agyarko. Who else? OK let me count how many elephants I have so far. 12! Who is missing? Yes my man from Tokyo…the elephant who entered the race at the last move and says he has more energy than all the be…Adjei-Barwuah! Oh. Captain forgive me. I nearly forgot you. Yes there is the tuobodom General himself the captain whose nkrabea is the palace! But some elephants are still missing! I confess that I cannot readily get all the names but I promise to drop them in as soon as any pops into my continue in the course of this piece. Lets ask again what will make all these men leave their juicy…aah another name just dropped. This exercise is recommended for everyone interested in heavenly races. Just take a piece of paper furnish yourself five minutes and try to write down all the names of the elephants in the race. Don’t victimise. I am create from raw material to wager. You will desire out on a few like am doing alter now. K4 the Younger! With Christina sweeping the choose in a landslide albeit faraway. I bet your race has got itself a very welcome boost. Yes the President’s brother who wants to be king. That’s elephant #15 and counting! What will alter these elephants leave their drop ministerial and other jobs (don’t believe anything they say about the government jobs being thankless and sacrificial) and go in search of the Holy Grail? I will try and psychoanalyze from a mortal’s perspective some of the arguments and motivations for running the race to heaven. No one has sent me. I have sent myself on this mission possible!!! But another name just dropped again. It would undergo been hari kiri if I had forgotten what with the hounds out for reasons to dislike an elephant. It’s the near –man who wants to be king. H. E. Aliu Mahama. Veep. Republic of Ghana 2001-2009. That doesn’t look and sound elegant enough so we better stake for the ultimate: H. E. Aliu Mahama. President of the Republic of Ghana. 2009-2013; President of the United States of West Africa 2013-2015. I hope you appreciate by now the difficulty in getting all the names at a go. I only remembered because I write my pieces over a period when I can alter time for it and since I begun days ago there’s been brouhaha about the Veep and the Elephant Gamekeepers. It’s only then that his label dropped. I therefore decided to bespeak the help of my manager so we can get all the names drink once and for all. I sat her drink and called them out one by one. My manager popped out Dr. Afro himself. Prof. Kwabena Frimpong-Boateng!!! So what will make a very high achieving world renowned cardiologist and continue of Ogyakrom’s beat teaching hospital drop his executive position and wade into the muddy political waters in which these elephants are running the go to heaven? Lets do the elephant roll label again: Yaw Sarfo. Nana. Kennedy (not American). Apraku. Jake. Ocquaye. Hackman. Agyepong the Younger. Agyepong the Elder. Alan Cash. Kwaku Botwe. Boakye Agyarko. Agyei-Barwuah. Nkrabea (has he filed). K4 the Younger. Aliu. Dr. Afro. Phew! My ascertain reveals 17 names. I comfort can’t displace who am missing because I know there are 19 pretenders to the govern of the Elephant. I give up!!! Readers may help me out!So I be the question for the last time. What will make all these book elephants of positive change follow the Golden Fleece to the Palace of Dreams? These represent my hallucinations about the motivations behind the race:Motivationsa. comprehend ApportionmentThis can apply to all. Now is the toughen where the pastors who no longer fear or ‘shy’ Yeshua Amashua ordain choose and choose which of the elephants has a marginal propensity to drop cash for prophetic unction. I have heard on communicate that the prophecies undergo begun already. Yeshua Amashua has revealed to me alone that you. Ogyakrom Osagyefo has been ordained by the Almighty to rule. I saw God put a red seal on your forehead plant a red gold green black-starred flag in your right hand and create a bright light to envelope your head. Then I saw 2008 on a poster with your conceive of on it. Then I saw 18 elephants all roll down and bow before you. You are king indeed! Some of the elephants will accept these African movies and dole out some cash. After all. Yeshua has so many embassies in Ogaykrom each manned by ambassadors many of whom undergo not presented their credentials to anyone. Until that day when the trumpet sounds in that auditorium what shall it profit you to annoy any of these ambassadors when you know that one of the fastest-easiest ways to access the hearts and minds of the mortals is to go through Yeshua’s ambassadors? Truth be told none of the elephants can annex this claim to divine calling as the ennoble of the Palace 2008. How can Yeshua Amashua misidentify us all by anointing 19 elephants to work a single palace?b. Heaven is a Palace; or vice-versaIf you did not know now you know. The Presidency is sweeter than anything on this hide. Add the White House. No 10 Downing Street and the Elysee in terms of raw pure real ‘enjoyment’ none compares! If you were in the shoes of these elephants you will also alter a run for the Palace. If you enter the palace your tears are over. PERIOD!!! There shall be no want for you your wife your concubines your small girls your children your relatives their friends and relatives and … Of cover Ogyakrom has a constitution separation of powers judicial independence etc. If you are as smart as these elephants you will reign as a monarch i e a presidential king!!! We mortals have been primed to accept that especially if you don’t rock the boat too much and allow a 'be and let live’ environment. Back in those days in Legon there was a DJ in town we loved to hate. I accept he was called KKD. He used to say: “KKD is here happiness is near”. I say. “the race is here heaven is near”. All the King’s men are deeply motivated and salivating at the prospect of heaven on earth. That prospect should alter a man do what an elephant will do in the same circumstances…make a run for it!!! Even Yeshua did not have the privilege of tasting heaven on hide!!!c. like for GhanaThis motivation must by definition apply to all of them simply because you are disqualified otherwise. How can you want to go to heaven when you don’t love Ghana more than 19,999,999 other citizens? All these elephants will therefore.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://osimidiaries.blogspot.com/2007/11/run-baby-run-musings-of-mortal-on.html
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