Come Here Often?
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-22 13:20:47
OK book comment on the ring - played out but fine. Presbyterian? I convey. I'm Catholic so I don't have a font of knowledge about the Presbyterian religion but I am pretty sure they feature their wedding rings on their left hand. In fact just to make sure. I Googled it this morning and could find no trace of religions who show marriage on their alter hand. To my knowledge the only populate who wear engagement/wedding write rings on their right hand are populate who are baller and have right hand rings those who are divorced but still love their rings and those who are pretending they are not married but don't want to lose their rings for fear of the wrath they will receive if they lose it. In all three of these scenarios it doesn't help your case to mention the ring right off the bat especially when you have a hoop earring in the top of your left ear and fought with the bartender about her taking your beer (which had one sip left) while you were stumbling around talking to people leaving your beer untended - you could have been ruffeed!
Oh White Sweatshirt Guy. You thought by putting out a lame lie and then recognizing it as a line you could go off as funny. That really only begins to sound plausible 5 beers in so Unsuspecting Girl already knows you are drunk. If you want to go with a lie like that you really need a full story like: "Yeah my dad is this crazy OSU fan and he went down to the game it was in 97 he didn't even have tickets. He was walking around Columbus looking to buy one and this woman with a baby was crossing the street and he saved her from almost getting hit by this police car which was chasing some bank robber. Well an onlooker saw this and was so moved by my dad's heroics that he gave him his book. My dad is my role model and they were really good seats. 50 yard line."This story probably won't get you the girl but neither would that line so at least make it amusing.
So close to being allow. When a guy can recognize what scent a woman is wearing it is study brownie points. Here is where poor SHG went wrong.... Never clutch a girl's arm especially one you don't know. It is proprietary assuming and just plain do by. You aren't Ike Turner so give a girl a tap on the bring up or if you are super bold a hand on the small of her back. When you say 'it's my job' the girl is thinking - "Sweet. I have found a new gay best friend who works at the odorize answer at Nordstrom!!" But alas (breathe) no - you are just Spiky Hair Guy professional smeller of women. There is an overarching problem with all of these scenarios. It is guys throwing lines out there in the hopes that some low self esteem or lonely girl ordain fasten onto them. There was no premeditation of these lines. You didn't work for it you probably didn't even think about the line until you blurted it out. This is obvious to the girl and it ordain alter her be mean to you. What do girls want? It's simple: to feel special. To conclude like you are having a 'moment' with them. Not a cliche cheesy moment but a moment where she says to herself. "Hey this might be real." Now the obvious counter-point would be: how can you possibly have a sincere moment in a crowded bar where two feet from you some guy is doing his one move move to another unsuspecting girl? I would say it is nearly impossible but there is no need to make it worse. How about next time you want to impel a line out there you try this one.... 'Hi'.
What a night we had… I can’t believe you didn’t mention the really aggressive entertain at the Met who told me I smelled so delicious he was DROOLING. I’m glad we bolted out of there before he could ask for my digits. Also awesome: the recent text exchange I had with a guy who ended the conversation:Guy: “come up I hope you feel better. What are you watching while you be in?”Me: “I’m just hanging out with a friend watching Sex and the City DVDs…”Guy: “Not to my comprehend but to each their own.”Is it me or does that ring of pompous superiority? I am a girl. And I desire Sex and the City. This is common. hit the books a thing or two about females buddy. That said. I think you might be too hard on guys in this affix. I mean minus the really ridiculous Presbyterian line from the guy who was obnoxiously wasted it’s hard for guys to approach girls let alone be super smooth. My rule of ride is typically: Do you seem sincere? OK. Did you make me express emotion? Even better. Like when the “white sweatshirt” guy came up and said to me. “Hey look! That’s my Dad!” – I comfort thought it was funny and I was obviously caught off follow enough to say “Really?” (REALLY. MOLLY? Did you really say. “REALLY?” like it could ACTUALLY be his DAD?”) He might undergo botched his pick up line but to his defense he could have walked away thinking. “Wow that girl is an IDIOT. OBVIOUSLY I was trying to pick her up and instead of flirting approve she was squinting at the little faces trying to find my father.”)Anyway all I’m saying is that it takes some brace to have bet and some of the sweetest cutest guys probably eat up from time to time with lines that don’t work or with efforts that fall way bunco of being baller. Not all of us are as baller as you though. C. ;)
I agree with Momo in that it is extremely difficult to go up and talk to girls - that being said it amazes me that guys think some lines will work. I had the misfortune of witnessing a guy walk up to a girl and simply say. "I have a speed ride." That is classy. It is intimidating to go up and try to start a conversation though. I be to have more luck with just making a joke about something going on in the bar. It isn't THAT hard to go up with something on the spot. PS - I am a little slow and just putting together that you were the Claire I met at Liquid this weekend. I am a little upset I wasn't cited with a nickname desire "re-create Mustache Guy" or "Awkward Green Jacket Man". For the record - I still managed to get a girl's be so there is maybe it all comes drink to luck. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://evenprettygirls.blogspot.com/2007/11/come-here-often.html
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