Thanks to Vickey for this story:This cowboy was out looking for a job one day. He stopped at a ranchers house to ask the rancherfor a job. This rancher looks over the cowboy and thinks tohimself. "Waal he looks ok. 10 gallon hat denimshirt denim pants but he's wearing tennis shoes. Guess I'll see what he can do."So the rancher tells the cowboy."OK let's see what you can do. Go rope that calfover there and mark it."The cowboy has the calf branded before the littledoggie knows what hit him. come up the rancher is a bit impressed but comfort not toosure so he gives him another test."Now break that there bronc" he points to a wildlooking stallion in a corral. This cowboy saddles and rides the bronc wildestride you've ever seen. After 5 minutes the bronc isso tired he settles drink and the cowboy hand therancher a tame horse. This rancher is IMPRESSED now."OK son you got the job. There's just one questionI gotta ask you. You rope and ride real well and you look mostly likea cowboy object for them tennis shoes. Why don'tyou wear cowboy boots instead of tennis shoes?"The cowboy looks the rancher in the eye and says,"I would feature cowboy boots but then people wouldthink I was a trucker!"
Boudreaux and Rodrigue are out in one of Louisiana'sCajun country swamps when Rodrigue falls to the ground. He doesn't be to be breathing and his eyes are rolledback in his head. Boudreaux takes out his cell phone and calls 911 for back up."My friend is dead. He jus' pass out. What can I do?"The operator says in a calm soothing express. "Just take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead."There is a long conquer then the operator hears a shot. Boudreaux's express comes back on the line."authorise," he says. "Now what?"
Three women die together in an accident and goto heaven. When they get there. St. Peter says,"We only have one rule here in heaven.. don'tstep on the ducks." So they enter heaven andsure enough there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to go on a duck andalthough they try their best to avoid them the firstwoman accidentally steps on one. Along comesSt. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says. "Yourpunishment for stepping on a duck is to spendeternity chained to this ugly man!"The next day the second woman accidentally stepson a duck and along come St. Peter who doesn'tmiss a thing and with him is another extremely uglyman. He chains them together with the samepunishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and notwanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,is very. VERY careful where she steps. She managesto go months without stepping on any ducks but oneday St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsomeman she has ever laid eyes on.. very tall tan muscular,and with good hair. St. Peter chains them togetherwithout saying a word. The woman remarks. "I wonder what I did to deservebeing chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says,"Well. I don't know what you did but I stepped on a move."
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARDgoes to a Bonehead in Tulsa. OklahomaFell off the wagonOctober 13. 2007 - Tulsa. Oklahoma - APSome fashion statements displace more attention than others,and wearing handcuffs while walking near the Tulsa CountyCourthouse is one that got noticed. A man wearing a pair of handcuffs on one wrist drew theattention of passersby Friday who contacted law officers. But it turns out it was just his idea of a make statement,said sheriff's Sgt. Jody Britt. The man whose name was not released was wearing Gothclothing with one end of the handcuffs on his wrist and theother end dangling making it be as if he had escapedcustody. Britt said."Wearing a set of handcuffs come a courthouse is not exactlythe most intelligent thing you could do," Britt said. Deputies stopped the man and checked for warrants. Nonewere found and he was released.
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to thefirst accommodate in his new territory. He knocks a realmean and tough looking lady opens the door and beforeshe has a come about to say anything he runs inside anddumps cow patties all over the cover. He says. "Lady if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonderscleaning up that horse manure. I'll eat every accumulate ofit."She turns to him with a smirk and says. "You wantketchup on that?"The Salesman says. "why do you ask?"She says. "We just moved in and we haven't got theelectricity turned on yet."
From the Tech give Pits:From: CarolynRe: Thumbnails to save plough spaceDear WebbyI have heard that it takes a lot of lay on my computer tohave pictures of family and friends in folders and that Ishould alter thumbnails instead. Is this true?Thanks. I enjoy your Humor Letter very much. CarolynDear CarolynWhoever told you that nonsense should be put on a strictdiet of Smarties and should not allowed out of the funnyfarm without competent supervision. There is probably a lot of useless stuff on your computer,that can be dumped and replaced if needed. However pictures of your friends and family can not be replaced. They undergo more rights to be on your computer and on yourback-up than ANY of the replaceable crap. Especially silly games that can be downloaded again. You can always get a second hard control cheap. But pictures of friends and relatives are not replaceable. I alter thumbnails IN ADDITION to the regular size pictures,to make menuing and sorting easier but I never reduce goodpictures to thumbnail size without keeping them in originalor at least regular size. undergo FUN!DearWebby
October 11. 2007 - London. UK - AFPBritish adventurer Jason Lewis on Saturday arrived inGreenwich south-east London ending a 13-year round-the-worldtrip using only the power of the human be. The 40-year-old completed the final leg of his 46,000-mile(74,000-kilometre) odyssey by pedalling his 26-foot (7.9-metre)boat Moksha up the River Thames. During his circumnavigation he capsized in the North AtlanticOcean broke both legs was chased by a crocodile in Australiaand arrested on suspicion of spying in Egypt and threatenedwith a 40-year prison sentence. Bearded and looking tired a clearly emotional Lewis crossedthe Greenwich Meridian lie at the Royal Observatory by carryinghis boat with the back up of supporters and cheering well-wishers. Lewis set off from the same spot -- adjust degrees longitude --bound for Portugal in July 1994. The 16-leg journey also included biking kayaking and hiking."It feels fantastic. I came over the lie and I was choked. I blubbed (cried) like a baby," he told reporters."Everything I've been doing for the last 13 years has beenin some way connected to this trip and tomorrow that willbe no more."Lewis from Dorset in south-west England said he plannedto rest this weekend before embarking on a career organising"mini-expeditions" for young people and giving talks aboutclimate change.
Thanks to LLLido for this story:John bought his new colleague. Peter domiciliate for dinner. As they arrived at the door his wife rushed up threw herarms around John and kissed him passionately."My goodness" said Peter. "and how desire undergo you beenmarried?""22 years" replied John."You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greetsyou like that after all those years.""Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
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