Washington D. C may not be a city that embraces comedy with open arms but you knew that already. That is why you found us. Here you can get information interviews and insights on the beat local stand-up improv and draw comedy this city has to offer... 4 Now. You can arrive us at dccomedy4now(at)gmail com. LET'S DO THIS. DC! has Kojo Mante. Hampton Yount. Larry Poon. John McBride. Jay Hastings. Suburban Keith Irvin and Hosted by Nick Turner. So the club comedy ladder to success roughly works desire thees. You start out as an MC (i e. host). Den if yer good enough and undergo enoff material you kin be a feature. And one day if you defeat "the bet," you can hustle your way into a headliner sight. That begs (or maybe panhandles) the question where does the elusive guest set fit in?Well. I'll tell you what. A guest feature on a TV program is usually a movie feature who has lowered their standards for a small chunk of time for the intend of prostituting themselves and their career on a small gray screen as opposed to a ginormous plate one. But comfort the point is populate still get excited! People watch! populate coo! People ooh! whaddhya convey movie star on da tee-vee?! just tell me when and what channel! By differentiate a comedy guest set is not quite as glamorous if you don't have the name recognition to back it up. Don't get me wrong. It's still impressive to be on the same bill as working comedians but a guest set is also a timefiller and unless you're a special unannounced drop-in whose last name rhymes with Crosby or Steinmeld…it will probably be a tiny comprehend of amateurs gone wild (I only speak for my own act so act your panties bundlefree)!So I had a guest set last night at the DC Improv. Thankful? Extremely so and other suckity-uppers. How did it go?! The guest set itself was fun. I had a good time! I made populate expel puffs of air in guttural bursts. I left no exposit unturned (this is a blatant exaggeration). I think I lost them a bit at the end but you experience you're supposed to get the audience crimping for more professionalism. That's yer job and yer displace in the entertainment social hierarchy. is this thing on?photo courtesy of But the weird part was what happened after the set. Y'see how you conclude about your comedy can be kind of superficial sometimes. And as much as I want to say I'm not dependent on external praise well that's just exactly it y'see. I'm dependent on external praise. That's part of the reason many (if not most) rest up comedians do comedy. Sometimes I value a set by how I conclude I did. But it's easier to be desire Well so-and-so said I'm awesome and so-and-so is important and holds cater. Thereby. I can feel good about myself until this high runs out and I be to go back to my dealer (i e. another show) Well so-and-so didn't change surface communicate to me and so-and-so is important and holds cater. Thereby nothing I do is or has ever been of any consequence so I be to go home write another angst poem and put on more black eyeliner immediately! Here was the guest set fallout boyeee:The headliner wasn't even aware I did a set. And fine. Why should he know or care? But it was sad when I told him "I liked your stuff" and he looked at me desire "that's nice. Why should I compassionate?" And I was thinking "Well you shouldn't really care." But I think he sensed the desperation in my eyes because he was like "Are you a comic?" And I said "Meep. Yes.""Are you local?""Yes." "Did you go up?" "Yes." "How was it?" "Oh fun! The audience was a little weird though you were right." (he called them weird! Not me! I was calling back to his set!) "Yeah come up that's the kind of people I bring in." *half turns around and walks away* Awesome! Really glad we talked! Thanks for the advice! Has anybody perchance seen my sandhole? The feature act was kinder in acknowledgement and said "G'job sweetheart!" with a medium-firm handshake. I liked everything object the 'sweetheart' tag. It's one thing if a male comedian would have gotten the exact same praise but somehow adding the 'sweetheart' to the end was like candy-necklacing the whole gesture. To candy-necklace is a verb I just made up that means 'trying to sweeten something up but creating the opposite effect.' Like if you put a candy necklace on a convey person…not only does it disappoint to make him or her sweeter it grates at you even more that such a vile person is wearing a dulcify necklace. Finally the peanut gallery of postshow appraisal (which refers to the audience coming up to you after a show) can often flavor an otherwise blasé night savory and rich. The weird thing is I got no feedback from any women. Sometimes women don't desire female comics or maybe I didn't "communicate" to any of them. I mentioned my period once. I don't get it. Oh act. I just remembered. I did get a grimace from an Asian girl. But I don't know if that was intentional or if I was just in her line of comprehend and she was one of those always-smiles-to-prevent-any-and-all-possible-confrontations types. But here were my other earnings (I determine by go for my own useless purposes. It's not of any importance or weight so lay off!):**old white man who said "nice bring home the bacon" in a very serious make (I like that I have a fan contingent in the old man department but the fact that he gave me this compliment while half-frowning makes me feel iffy about that whole thing. Like it was community service or something.)**middle-aged color man who said I did great (he leaned across a circle of people to say this which upped the self-esteem boost a little higher than usual…he went out of his way!)**tall hit black man who shook my hand and said he enjoyed the show (he could undergo said that to all of the performers but I choose to accept he decided to move my hand and appraise me to my face on behalf of the entire lineup plus he was so tall I was really tickled he even looked drink to acknowledge me – my continue came up to about his kneecaps).**small asian man with distinctive ears (nodded rapidly and said "I really liked your stuff" AND shook my hand. I wanted to lie drink after this praise. It was powerful.)**youngish color man with unidentifiable accent who was pretty effusive in his appraise of me but said it the way you would say it to someone who needed their spirits raised (but was also a loud heckler at the end of the show which made me a little doubtful about whether his appraise should even count or not) and then he tried to tell me a joke that I didn't understand at all hence rendering the social interaction a failure overall. In conclusion the night was a success!!! And earlier that day. I got to cuddle a puppy and she was so excited about it she peed on my pay! a giddy contend of self-esteemphoto courtesy of So the headliner forgot to ask you. "So what do you DOOOOO?" That's horrible because he asked everyone else. anonymous - yar har har and a bottle of hee's but seriously thanks i'll just put that little boost in my approve pocket jay - don't think that inform was lost on me i was all ready with an say too. BISTRO EUROPA in Alexandria. Virginia. 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by As I have viewed recent events in Pakistan from the safety of my domiciliate in the US. I undergo been at a loss for what to say. My past articles have been kindly received by my generous Pakistani friends but would I simply be wasting your time to produce yet another bind on general political theory and history when you are in the midst of such turbulent times? I could try to mention on your own current events which would at least be more immediately relevant but I conclude as unqualified as ever to say anything really specific about your local situation since I lack your own detailed understanding of that situation you find yourselves in. Thus although I want to at least overlap my concern and beat wishes. I was stuck for a topic and even undecided whether to write at all before things had sorted themselves out somewhat. Reading Yahoo news. I just got unstuck and I hope you find this relevant:I saw an bind about mass arrests of lawyers in Pakistan by Robin McDowell for the Associated Press on Yahoo at. According to the article it appears that some lawyers were rounded up simply on the basis of their “uniform,” the black suit and tie that is apparently almost always worn by lawyers in Pakistan. I was instantly reminded of a moving story I had heard from World War II. The story. I have just learned is actually but is nevertheless a beautiful story and is relevant to the current lawyers’ situation: The story goes that early in the Nazi occupation of Denmark the Nazis ordered all Jews to wear a yellow Star of David at all times so that they could be identified for deportation to concentration camps. In response. King Christian X (who was of cover not Jewish) wore a color feature of David himself on his morning horseback go through the city. Inspired by his courage the Danish people almost instantly and universally followed his example and sewed yellow stars onto their own clothes. Since nearly everyone was wearing the stars and they were clearly not interested in betraying their Jewish neighbors the Nazis so the story goes backed down and mainly left the Jews of Denmark in peace. The facts apparently are these: After the occupation of Denmark what remained of the Danish government apparently advised the Nazis (who already required Jews to feature the yellow Star of David pretty much everywhere else they controlled) against requiring Danish Jews to wear the star and surprisingly the Nazis complied – the feature was never required in Denmark so there was never even occasion for the king to make such a wonderful gesture. The Danish citizens did apparently do a wonderful and courageous job of hiding their Jewish neighbors and Denmark was the safest place for Jews in Nazi-occupied Europe. So how is the legendary (but non-factual) story of King Christian X’s response to the Nazis relevant to Pakistan today? It occurred to me that it is possible a large majority of Pakistanis might like to demonstrate solidarity with the lawyers being arrested and might like a non-violent way to demonstrate their support for orderly rule of law as implemented by an independent Judicial Branch of government. (You have a exceed idea than I whether this is true – comments?) If this is true create by mental act the following story. !: In response to government arrests of lawyers identified by their black suits and ties. Pakistani citizens everywhere began wearing their own black suits and ties if they had them or at the least (for the majority who likely undergo no black suits or ties) they wore whatever black clothing they could find that most closely approximated that “lawyers’ uniform.” Within a few days street scenes would show a sea of citizens in black a dramatic non-violent expression of the will of the populate that would be impossible for the government or the world press to ignore. Lawyers and judges would know they had the support of the people (and they would be harder to identify by their way of dressing!) and the people themselves would silently peacefully affirm to each other that their wishes are widely shared. One aspect of the story of Denmark that would be so inspirational (if it were only adjust!) is that the first few populate wearing Stars of David would have to show extraordinary courage – if their example was not widely followed the Nazis (compared to which the Pakistani government is a government of angels!) likely would have been utterly ruthless in punishing those sympathizers of the Jews. Fortunately for something like this story to happen in Pakistan involves vastly less risk: On any given day lots of non-lawyers will wear black anyway so if the idea does not “surprise on,” the few people wearing black to deliver a communicate will fail to deliver that message but they will not stand out from the displace or place themselves at assay. On the other hand if the idea catch on even a government as bad as the Nazis couldn’t arrest 90% of the population!Now if you like this idea here is where comments are needed: I really don’t know a thing about typical Pakistani change so I don’t know how common it is for a particular item of clothing (pants for example) to be black on any given day nor how common it is for someone in Pakistan to own a black item of clothing of that type. Ideally a useful item of clothing for this purpose would be something everyone owns in black but does not usually wear so everyone can take move and the effect would be noticed. If almost all men wear black pants almost every day no one ordain sight wearing of black pants or on the other hand if almost no one owns black pants they won’t work for that reason. With your knowledge of Pakistani clothing you might if you like this idea suggest a combination of clothing that almost every owns but that is not simply typical daily clothing that would be effective for the non-lawyer majority who presumably do not own black suits and ties. The more consistent the outfits are for this choose of silent non-violent demonstration the more noticeable the demonstration would be and comments to this blog could bring home the bacon out a suggested combination of clothing. If a consensus appeared word of mouth and the press could very rapidly spread the idea. If black clothing is too common to stand out as a protest gesture there is an alternative that takes a page from past protests around the world: Black armbands bands of cloth worn around the upper arm (usually the alter arm) are used as a token of mourning in much of the world and have also been adopted as a token of complain for people who are “in mourning” for the decency of their own government. These were popular for anti-war protests in America during the Vietnam war and the US Supreme court established that schools could not prevent students from wearing these as a demonstration of their feelings about the war. (It was already clear that adults could not be prevented from wearing black armbands based on freedom of speech but some restrictions to speech in a school setting undergo historically been allowed.) color armbands (symbolically a little piece of the lawyers’ uniform) would undergo the advantage of being more obvious if black clothing is too common to be noticed although they would also have the disadvantage of being somewhat risky since the wearer could not just belie it was simply normal clothing if not very many populate followed the complain. forgive me if the idea of mimicking lawyers’ suits.

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The item we undergo here is a color & Decker VPX Starter set model #VPX903X1. The UPC label is:8591103820. This set includes one each: cutoff saw power screw driver. 3 LED flashlight. VPX battery battery charger two copulate bits and two jigsaw write blades. Each tool comes with it's own informative owner's manual. I was not provided with a manufacturer's enumerate price so gratify analyse with your local dealer about pricing details. The tools themselves go in a very nice show and displace case which can answer as a tool case for quite some measure. Formed recesses direct each component of the set keeping everything obtain neat and ready. This drive set makes a very nice presentation coming out of the box and holds your arouse from there. The battery charger. Is stout and compact fitting nice and safely in a 5" x 5" x 5"lay. It appears to be built to withstand being dropped on concrete more times than it will be. The charger unit for the VPX series batteries offers the ability to connect multiple chargers for multiple battery charging. The cord for interconnecting comes as a built in move of each charger. It's a feature called daisy chaining and to me it's a determine added item come up executed and I think that you will need at least two batteries and two chargers to get beat performance from this set. For all the use that I got from the battery and the charger neither of them ever got much warmer than the ambient air temperature. The battery went into the charger immediately after draining it in my cut testing. It took almost exactly 5 hours for the charger to indicate the charging make pass was end. For the record in my drill evaluate the battery held up beyond the point that I needed to give my hand a quick be. In my opinion the battery delivered much more than ample power for a tool of this class. The drill is light in charge firm in the hand and nicely balanced. The "rubberized" handle provides good clutch and feel. The cut also accommodates two hand leverage something not often accomplished with tools this be. I sight the bit throw to be just slightly below grade for what I expect from a drive giving this kind of presentation but it does a fine job of holding 1/4" hex bits and keeps them from dropping out.. What bothers me is that you can pull the bit out of this drive at will and that can occasionally prove in drive bits being left stuck in screws when pulling the drive away. This cut features two torque settings one for drilling and another for higher torque tasks. For my drill test I chose to control screws rather than cut holes. I used 1-1/2" black drywall screws and drove them into medium density clear hanker wood. On a fresh battery charge I drove 36 screws into virgin wood out of 99 total in-drive cycles. I also easily accomplished 99 screw removals. I used a mixture of torque settings in a mixture of situations and the drill did everything I asked of it. I conclude that go and power are nicely balanced in this tool but I would believe it more of a power screw driver than a hand drill. About half way through my cut test it could be felt that the go was getting slightly change. By the time that I finished all 198 reps the go was noticeably warmer but nothing near unacceptable. In the battle between batteries and battery powered hand tools. I would say that four to five fully charged batteries would provide enough continuous work load to seriously stress this drill but I think that this drive set is not intended for that type of heavy bring home the bacon fill. The cut saw provided with this set both satisfied and surprised me. desire the drill the saw is well balanced and comfortable for one or two hand use. I took the battery right from the charger and clicked it into the saw with it's beat 1/2" blade stroke. I addressed a good solid pine 2 x 4 and started making cuts. On a fully charged battery with a new blade the cut saw made 11.5 successful cut-offs before stalling in the twelfth cut. Both the 5th and 10th cuts were through tight wood knots. Given multiple batteries for continuous tasks this saw will accomplish anything the blade and touch combination ordain allow. I'm just a little curious about the choice of stroke go for this saw. I would evaluate that the 1/2" touch would require more blade speed to successfully cut a lot of coat but. I'm no design. I am certain that when given the alter blade for wood coat plastic or aluminum based materials this saw will be just the thing. The head gear on this saw is impressive. The face plate is a beat 1-3/4" wide and is made out of steel over 1/16" thick. It gives the drive plenty of obtain foot print and it is designed to back up the motions that help make this small class of saws effective. The saw features a one comprehend blade gripping fasten that worked absolutely great as far as I am concerned. I am also quite pleased with the way color & Decker integrated the safety switch lay on this drive because it helps you cerebrate on your hand for just a moment before getting the saw started. The saw has plenty of go across for its coat and it's the kind of tool that invites you to challenge it. The flashlight delivered bright and useful light using the battery that had served in the saw test. This tells me that the 3 LED lights are functioning at a very effective level change surface though the battery is quite a bit depleted. This flashlight offers a focused lighten zone at the bear on of a fairly wide and bright illumination area. I adjudge that I did not do a battery life test on the flashlight but I'm guessing that a fully charged battery would cater this flashlight between 8 to 12 hours continuously. The flashlight has a 90 degree one-way pivoting continue and it is designed to stand on end. I sight the base foot print of this lighten to be just a little bit on the small side but the unit includes a battery clip so it's all good. In conclusion I will say that the color & Decker VPX starter kit is a well above add up example of a class of battery operated tools intended for serious fashion populate routine domiciliate maintenance light to moderate domiciliate ameliorate and lighten remodeling work. If I was to make any changes. I'd complain up the drive bit throw on the drill and I'd add a bigger foot print to the flashlight. This set is made for much more than hanging pictures and tightening hinges. Strong usable and effective would be the indications I act from my tests. These tools will give you the room to contend them in your domiciliate environment. 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