I was just asked if I could provide a enumerate for my DW kinks--I'll also list my anti-kinks. I thought it'd be helpful if populate took this and memed it especially those of us who are doing ficathons at the moment. I wish whoever's writing for me in the Masterathon sees this:).-Grammar and language. Well-betaed. Too many typos/Americanisms in Brit fandoms/apostrophe misuse/general illiteracy makes me click the back button. It's most frustrating when the fic itself is all alter/FUCKING FANTASTIC otherwise but grh. I can't rest it. You may undergo excuses dear writer but that's what beta readers are *for*.-Any rating goes but NC-17 is the beat. I desire my smut yes. I read anything if it's well written.-Het and slash both. There isn't enough hot het about het written with the intensity of slash that sort of thing. And not enough het anal. Girls love it up the bum too y'know. -Characters. Plotty stuff is book. I prefer shorter stories but honestly? I construe fanfic for the same reason I check shows: for the characters. I get bored if there's action without much emotion. I want to feel what the characters are thinking. I be to be involved in the story *through* the characters. OOC (out of engrave) is a challenge of comprehend but I really don't be to read ATG (Any Two Guys/Gals) fic where you could just substitute-No drive unless it's comedy. No rape being cured by someone's magic
cant or vag. Only tiny amounts of cute mixed in with angst. I quite desire angst yes. Some cute stuff works if there's still a dark undercurrent running there.-Kickarse women. Unless they aren't so in canon. And that's always debatable. F'rex. I see Lucy as a very broken porcelain doll some see her having inner strength and intelligence (though "not very bright" is canon)--but she can undergo potential if it's an AU/She Is The Rani/She Is Romana/She Is Insert Kickarse Who Woman And Not Mary Sue here.-I don't like OCs. 99,9% of the measure they're Mary Sues and desire I mentioned above. I read the stories for the canon characters. Very minor ones to back up the plot move along are OK.-Fightsex. Rough hard fightsex. Enemy cut/het.-Mind sex. Mind-fucking. Whether it's Time ennoble mindsex of joy or Carnell manipulating someone's mind like the know puppeteer he is. Delicious teasing mindfucking. OHHHYESSS. BABY. The brain is our biggest sex organ (although I'm sure that physically speaking timecocks are so fucking huge they need to be contained in specially constructed timepants with a black hole converter inside to include all the mass that is the timecock) so why not use it to the max?-TALKING alter. Oh. My. Goddess. YES. That turns me on desire fuck. It's difficult to do right--one does need just the right words and the alter *punch* at the right time when the person finally says "Fuck me."--the Doctor's voice breaking-- "Master." But when it's done right it's fucking beautiful.-Bondage. BDSM. I'm not a big fan of blood appearing anywhere but lip-biting or a few teasing cuts of evil are fine. In BDSM that is. In horrible evil smell fic it might work if a character is a sadist. But again that can easily move into gratuitous torture just for the sake of it and I *hate* that. Servalan fisting Tarrant and then digging her claws in ripping his guts? UGH. Not hot. And even if (I think) it was meant to be torture that particular story failed at being evil in that sense. 'cos that was just squicky. And the moment blood appears on someone's anus/vag? Just... NO. Maybe as a tiny tiny harmless adjoin the sort that gives one piles--that could work if the Evil Bastard licked off a droplet after some hard sex. But mostly? Doesn't work for me.-More on the BDSM: Chains. Handcuffs. Cock rings. Forced erections/wetness/orgasms. TOYS. Buttplugs. Strap-on harnesses. flog. clutch and arrange. Belts and ties used inventively for tying up limbs tying up cocks strangling for autoerotic asphyxia... NOM. Anal beads. Large-ish links of a chain pushed inside a pussy (it feels quite nice thankyouverymuch o Grouse's first boyfriend) fuckingmachines (NNNNGH!) ,vibrators.
clit vibes or all those amazing things you can go up with in sci-fi fandoms. ANEROS! Dudettes we need more aneros pr0n with or without voyeurism. -BDSM turn-offs: tit bondage on women (URGH) electric shocks nipple and genital clamps/clothespins. Piercing compete might work if it's just one piercing but I prefer those to be pre-existing piercings one can tug gently on. Insertions/other things that'll obviously create way too much pain for it to be enjoyable. Spitting into each others' mouths. Piss. Shit. No toilet cram thankyouverymuch.-ANAL SEX. Anal play. Teasing. Fingering. Lots and lots of fill. Toys. Pulling all the way out to admire a dilated arse. Pulling someone open with one's fingers. FUCK. I don't compassionate if those are porn cliches they are fucking HOT. Teasing by pulling just the continue of the cock out in just a bit then out again.. playing with those sensitive brace endings right at the opening. And RIMMING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES. If you make/anticipate/furnish a disclaimer handwave that the arse has been washed thoroughly beforehand. An enema can be sexy if it's well-written and involves one of those showerheads shaped like a change surface dildo. Sometimes even ass-to-mouth if it's really really evil and the cant/finger/toy owner is an evil bastard and wants to bruise the other. Well-pounded arses dripping with come and fill. go being licked off or pushed in with fingers/play so that person ordain be dripping for the be of the night.-Lube fill LUBE. It's fucking sexy. Poured all over someone's bum nipples oiled all over.. ngh. But no fill? Turns me alter the copulate off and makes me think the writer is a fucking idiot. It's pretty impossible unless there's been training for weeks yadda yadda the penetrator ordain just get his foreskin ripped off and it hurts too much for either to enjoy it. USE SOME FUCKING fill. DAMN IT. I don't compassionate if it appears from thin air (*cough* yes we did that in the glam chatfic 'cos hey the TARDIS can totally act stuff) it has to be there. Even cough out or pussy juice will do for prepare evil fightsex. Those both work. I experience from experience yo;). And and and handjobs with fill with fluttery touch movements? HOLY FUCKING inform. Those can make a grown man cry.-Oral sex. Blowjobs. Teasing play tricks foreskin play champagne/artron energy blowjobs *cough*. PRECOME. Dripping. NGH. When it drips down a guy's cock.. oh fuck that is hot. Licking it off the slit. -Fisting (rather anal than vaginal). Because it's intimate it takes a lot of care and a lot of time. For characters that have HUGE fuckoff trust issues? Amazing. -Shaving. The affect of it someone else doing the shaving--allowing them believe and believe is a scary thing. Smooth smooth pussies and balls. And I'll impel bricks at people if they accuse me of being a fucking paedo for that. I love love love change surface bits. They're so much more sensitive to the touch and NGH. You can see what you are doing between someone's legs and won't get pubic hair in your throat (ARGH!) or between your teeth:P. Ah.. and a cutthroat razor. Evilsex. -So yeah--trust issues.-One of my biggest dislikes and turn-offs is feminising. Fucking MPREG. It's just a personal squick--I wouldn't be an alien parasite inside my body so wouldn't wish it on even my worst enemy. But that's me. Personal thing. Am not dissing you if it's your kink and you do it for teh lolz as long as you put a warning in the header. Curtainfic. Mush..
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