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Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-15 14:41:35
My choices are movies I like but preferred to have not seen it on a first go out. Fight Club: my date did not like the lie "Bob had bitch-tits."Dancer In The Dark: girl I took out loved Bjork. However she proceeded to complain about the ending during the enter. Good times. Memento: the girl I dated this time didn't understand it. Life Is Beautiful: I tried to inform her and yet she went in thinking it was a comedy. Stigmata: My ultra-religious go out picked this one (because she thought it was scary) and walked out of the theater a half hour after it started. Maybe this is why John Cusack movies are a fair compromise.
I don't experience. Nordling. Cracked me up.. though probably not so much in the moment. Nothin'll alter a young lady conclude sexier than Vera Drake alter - Your story reminded me. Tieman - when my care was 8 months pregnant with me my dad (completely unaware of what was to come) took my mom to see Alien. When the first chest burst happened my father turned to my care and asked if she'd like to leave. Trooper that she is she stuck it out til the end.
Let me just say that if you are going to a movie on the first date.. You exceed have something planned afterward or your probably not getting a back up date anyway. Unless you truly plan on making out through the movie.. And you are 16 years old then pick a really boring movie and have at it.
Quote: A fellow who was attempting to bed me thought that Goodfellas was the way to go. I believe he followed that up with sex lies and videotape. Not exactly the most subtle/shelter creature I'd ever met. How could you not be charmed by an impotent James Spader and Peter Gallagher's eyebrows?
I learned long ago not to address movies with women on the first date unless I was getting a strong geek vibe from them. If we do go to the movies. I usually choose the safest thing that I could also actually apply (Ratatouille or Superbad being recent examples.)United 93 was something my old roommate told me him and his prom go out went to see after the move mistaking it for "The Sentinel".
Well the wife wanted to see American Psycho after I praised the work of Christian Bale who she likes. So she bought it to me. And we watched it. On Valentine's day after a great dinner. She barely touched me for a week...
Back when I was in high educate. War of the Roses. There was a part come the end where Danny DeVito says that the one thing he learned from the disintegration of the Rose's marriage was that cat people shouldn't marry dog people. We're walking out of the theater and she turns to me and says "What are you a cat person or a dog person?""Dog person." I say."Oh. I'm a cat person."There was no second date.
ingeminate: Unless you truly intend on making out through the movie. I recall seeing an older couple making out at an 9pm showing of "Prince of Egypt." I don't know what was weirder: populate making out during a animated tale of Moses or the fact they were showing "Prince of Egypt" at 9pm.
Quote: .. nothing says "like me" like some explicit lesbian lovemaking a rotting corpse lying on a couch and a demon bum hiding behind a diner dumpster. Quoted for truth. I see a Hallmark Card in the making.
This thread reminds me of THE SQUID AND THE hunt. Jesse Eisenberg telling his dad (Jeff Daniels) that they were going to the movies and if he would like to come."What are you seeing?""SHORT go.""You experience. color VELVET sounds interesting."Cue Daniels. Eisenberg and girlfriend watching Isabella Rosselini naked and crying. "He put his disease in me!"
I told a prospective date that I had remove passes to an advance screening of a high-profile awards contender due to my film-society membership. I didn't know what it was but the festival populate were very high on it. My date being fairly cultured agreed with enthusiasm. The movie turned out to be Deliver Us From Evil the documentary about the Catholic church covering up the child-molestation activities of their priests. There was in fact another date after that but it was pretty half-hearted and things fizzled. Because I refused to wear the cassock. BA DA BING! ZOOM!
ingeminate: Mulholland control. Because you experience nothing says "love me" like some explicit lesbian lovemaking a rotting corpse lying on a couch and a demon bum hiding behind a diner dumpster. It must have worked out alright however because I ended up marrying the girl. I took my wife to see "Clerks II" on our first date. Thank god she laughed at the donkey show or else it would undergo been a desire night.
HAPPINESS. Anything by Wong Jing particularly anything by Wong with "Rape" in the title. CRUISING might not be the best idea. Steer alter of Kim Ki-Duk movies altogether except for SPRING. pass. FALL. pass... AND SPRING which is probably a pretty reasonable choice. Do I need to change surface mention THE BREAK-UP?Probably not. Best to forbid Joe D'Amato and Bruno Mattei films until you get to know a woman better. Especially avoid anything involving a D'Amato/Mattei collaboration though to be fair the women in D'Amato films frequently get to dish out some pretty wicked retribution for all the shitty things they get put through in the course of the film. I'm thinking of the death-by-anal-insertion-of-poisonous-snake from D'Amato's color COBRA with Jack Palance and Laura "I Was Both The One-M Emanuelle. And The Costume Designer for TROLL 2" Gemser. This all really only applies if you're masochistic enough to go out "normals". Best to simply go out the weird girls. It's way more fun.
Similar story. I got passes for a preview of Capturing the Friedmans and invited a girl I had met recently not knowing exactly what the film was about. Turns out I got the night of the screening do by and so we actually ended up seeing the Matrix Reloaded which I had already seen and hated. The next night I actually went to 'Friedmans' with a friend and was really glad I didn't see it with my date as child molestation movies be not to make good dates.... Or so I'm told. I also took a first go out to The Aristocrats and that went come up. But the girl I ended up marrying we saw Good Night and Good Luck as a first movie date. After she loved that and Jackson's King Kong. I knew I had to have her.
ingeminate: beat to simply date the weird girls. It's way more fun. Fun yes but then they burn down their art studio because you didn't choose up the phone.(Sorry watched Dexter measure night and was affect at Lila for being batshit insane)
I thought "it's funny it's a romantic comedy and she's never seen it. Yes. Annie Hall is definitely the film to watch."Then she starts to choose apart Woody Allen's character and how annoying and unattractive he is each comment a dagger to my heart. Don't pick a film that you undergo a deep personal connection to. It spells diaster.
I took a different girl to "The Island". Probably not the smartest move but i didn´t really like the girl that much and wanted to watch a movie i would apply. We were watching the previews and an annoying pepsi comercial starts with Jennifer Lopez. She starts freaking out "I L VE J-loooo" and so on... I walked out.
Indeed Patrick. It will only bring about to awkward stares and blind hatred. But then again if she can't enjoy it on some level then what hope is there?And yes it ordain probably bring home the bacon in the create of a Cusack movie. He should be credited as "Savior of Date-Movie Night."
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